How are we going to get 56K+56K to get to Art School

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Audrey and I

Talking cock in the yesteryears:
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Me: You should name your future Son Dust

Audrey: Why?

Me: So his full name will be Dust Bin Fadhil!

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Audrey: My teacher say the gravitational pull can cause a thumbtack dropped from a 30 storey building to pierce through a person's head.

Me: Wah serious?

Audrey: Yeah. Imagine newspaper headline: Guy killed by falling kwa chi.

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Oh how we laughed!

Singapore got super hero meh

Singapore Superheros!

Now, here's a fucking good one from Talking Cock. Especially the one about the Civil Servants, heeheehee!

How you know when your wit's going down.

(SMS Conversation)

Hanafy: I meet you there straight. I got straight bus ah.

Me: And I've got a gay bus. 3pm.

Hanafy: Oh ur attempt at wit is so funny.

Talking cock

Hanafy: Now I have to read Jane Austen!

Me: Aiyah, that woman no love life one lah!

Audrey: You also don't have what!

Me: Go and die lah

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Hanafy: I know that in Uni I wouldn't wanna do Literature. Wah sian. Now they make us read Jane Austen!

Me: They want you to study the society of her time mah.

Hanafy: She damn drama one. (Her characters) fall off the stairs can faint one. Don't know where she get her ideas from!

Me: Macham that show in the morning: Days of Our Lives?

Hanafy: Aye that show started from when my mother was young lah!

That's a pistol in your head!

My ex-boss used aplenty of military situations to 'train' me up back then. He is, if I'm not wrong, the wisest boss I ever had, and also the youngest..

Him: Do you know that officers are each issued with their own pistols? Do you know why?

Me: No lah.

Him: To shoot down any incompetent soldiers during the times of war who is disrupting any operations! And they are commissioned by the President to do so!

Me: WHAT! Their own guys?

Him: Yah! And if I'm an officer, I would have shot you long ago already! SO FASTER!

Indie Pro

Jiayuan: Become prostitute also good. Can earn so much in an hour.

Harlina: Yah loh.

Jiayuan: But don't know have to share the money with the pimp or not.

Harlina: Maybe some are under a label and some are indie.

*both laughed for a minute*

Harlina: And some of them are the non-profit kinds.

*both laughed for another minute*

Jiayuan: But those non-profit kinds are usually quite well-to-do people one what.