Go f a horse.

That's a very bad finger, Mr Lee!

She looks young! Like 16!

Ah, Audrey. I guess you owe them both a meal.

Jesus is on Myspace. And he's looking quite hamsum too.

His profile:
About me:
Genesis 17:1- I am God Almighty

Strings for his Er Hu.

Jiang Zemin, People's Republic of China's 5th President, has joined in the Twitter party. And he's bored, and retired as well. Check him out.

Punjabisexy PikaTranny!

One of the many reasons why Charis and I shouldn't work together. HAPPI BURTHDAY ANIWAY LA WOMAN!

Click here for some Punjabi Sexy.

A man touching his Ding-Dong in the MRT Train.

Victims

Yet another gem from icanhascheezburger.com

Circumcision doesn't mean "cutting the dick off"!

Taken from the funny blog of Jules, here's a conversation between two Malay girls which she overheard.

MG #1: "... Blah blah aku puki lobang square blah blah and I told him to go castrate himself."
MG #2: "Good reply!" (Pause) "Ehh, what does castrate mean?"
MG #1: "... ... I don't know. I think it's the same meaning as circumcise."
MG #2: "And what does circumcise mean?"
MG #1: "It has something to do with the kukujiao (SHE REALLY USED THAT OMGOMG) lah. Circumcise means to cut the dick off."
MG #2: "Ohhhh. So castrate and circumcise mean the same thing?"
MG #1: "Yep."

Upon reading this, my reaction was:


You cannot say that it's an honest mistake: perhaps the two words seemed the same because they both begin with the letter C and they both relate to surgical procedures to the male private parts, but the similarity ends there.

Circumcision is a procedure where they remove part, or all of the foreskin from the penis. Some guys do it for health and hygiene, and for the muslims, it's almost compulsory: also known as Bersunat in Malay: muslim boys have to go through in order to mark themselves a true muslim (Source) I don't know how it exactly works, so if you want to be further educated visually, there is always Youtube.

Castration occurs when you loose function of your testicles, or your balls (popular-speak), or your bolah(in malay). The procedure can also be summarised as "your balls being yanked off", thus disabling you from producing sperm, and of course you wouldn't be able to have children. In cases where a man contracts testicular cancer, he'll have to go through a castration, in order to remove the affected areas. People were castrated back then as a form of punishment back then as well! The Chinese men of ancient China, who became Eunuchs also voluntarily castrate themselves in other to work in the Imperial Service.

What's the correct word to use then?
Contrary to what the Malay Girl mentioned, both procedures does not (necessarily) mean "cut the dick off". For true blue "cutting the dick off", you could use the word Bobbitt instead. The word Bobbitt is popularised from the surname of John Bobbitt, a man who had his penis chopper-chopped off and flung out of a car by his wife (Source).

So, people, please use words that you understand lah please. *FACEPALM*

The Great Toilet Paper Debate

Why you should never log into your Twitter account when your cheebye friends are over to visit.

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P/S: Cowboy Caleb and MrBrown picked this one up. I'm now femes for the wrong reasons. Bleah.

An unfortunate name

taken from Issac Critz

What the heck was his father thinking? No, I guessed the question should be: what was his grandfather thinking?

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Dugong, Dugong, Its the Cow of the Sea!

Man hired stripper for dad's funeral

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Air Sex (For Real!)

Sex without a partner is called Air Sex! Seriously, what haven't these Japanese people tried?

Pyramid Morning Wood

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Malaysia (Election Fever) version of LOLCatz. Only Kenny Sia is capable of such shitz!