Saturday, March 15, 2008

How are we going to get 56K+56K to get to Art School

My bleeding-witty-friend Charis and myself found out today about the kind of money we must fork out for a Lasalle Education. Fifty-Six Thousand Friggin Dollars. Where do we get that kind of money? We might as well go Australia and study lah, with that kinda money!

And somehow that lead to the exchange below. And obviously we are joking hor, people.

Tonka Tough. says: (That's Charis)
u going holland v alone?

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says: (That's Me)
nah obviously not!

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
drinking beer by myself... I have a tendency of getting drunk

Tonka Tough. says:
good what!

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
I'll talk cock

Tonka Tough. says:
ME TOO

Tonka Tough. says:
omg

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
maybe I'll FIND cock

Tonka Tough. says:
jy we should totally get drunk togedder gedder

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
OMG ANOTHER SIMILAR TRAIT wahahahah

Tonka Tough. says:
then we can make out and maybe people will throw money at us

Tonka Tough. says:
WE CAN EARN 56K THAT WAY!

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
YAY

Tonka Tough. says:
in 2 dollar bills

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
two suffering artist suffering for their art by snogging each other!

Tonka Tough. says:
HAHA

Tonka Tough. says:
shit

Tonka Tough. says:
we'll need 112k

Tonka Tough. says:
for the 2 of us

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
actually

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
let's do our maths

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
112 divde by 12

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
is around 10K a month

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
somehooowww the two of us have to find a way to earn 10K a month

Tonka Tough. says:
per day?

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
per day.. 10K / 30...

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
$333

Tonka Tough. says:
333

Tonka Tough. says:
OK WHAT!

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
man how many cocks must we suck

Tonka Tough. says:
divide that by 2

Tonka Tough. says:
since we're getting 2 dollar bills

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
we must snog each other 166 times man.

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
if each snog cost $2

Tonka Tough. says:
my GOD

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
if we give handjobs for $10 each

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
we must give like dunnoe how many man handjobs man.

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
oh man... i'm talking cock even before i'm drunk... KNN

Tonka Tough. says:
HAHAHA

Tonka Tough. says:
handjobs...

Tonka Tough. says:
33!

Tonka Tough. says:
divide by 2!

Tonka Tough. says:
17 only!

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
hmmm not bad not bad!

Tonka Tough. says:
CAN WE DO IT?!

Tonka Tough. says:
lets raise the price of handjobs to $15

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
how to promote our business?

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
flyers ah?

Tonka Tough. says:
22!

Tonka Tough. says:
TEN EACH LA JY!!

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
11!!!

Tonka Tough. says:
CAAN!

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
YAY

Tonka Tough. says:
well, 11.

Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
see maths is useful afterall

4 comments:

Charis said...

i say screw the $15 handjob! lets make it $20!

JY said...

Or $1000! And we can pay our education in full after 112 handjobs!

Samantha said...

go drive a taxi. hearsay a taxi driver earns about $350 on average, if u dont spend time sitting at kopitiam stirring kopi.

JY said...

Woman, you'll need to be at least 35 years old to be a Taxi Driver