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Hanafy: Now I have to read Jane Austen!

Me: Aiyah, that woman no love life one lah!

Audrey: You also don't have what!

Me: Go and die lah

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Hanafy: I know that in Uni I wouldn't wanna do Literature. Wah sian. Now they make us read Jane Austen!

Me: They want you to study the society of her time mah.

Hanafy: She damn drama one. (Her characters) fall off the stairs can faint one. Don't know where she get her ideas from!

Me: Macham that show in the morning: Days of Our Lives?

Hanafy: Aye that show started from when my mother was young lah!