Being 30-something

(At a Polytechnic) 

Friend: Oh my goodness. Look at these young people! Man... missed working with them! 

Me: Look at these young people and their unbroken dreams!! 

(in friend's car) 

Me: aye (points out to man on the street) that is how you will look like in your 40s. 

Friend: which is 10 years from now

Me: ah shit

Friend #2: JY you said it as though that is very far away.

(At old Woodlands Central) 

Me: I worked here before 

Friend: 20 years ago? 

Me: fuck off la...wait...it WAS17 years ago, shit!!