Adi: What's that?
-points at my big, red plastic bag-
Me: Tissue Paper.
Adi: How much did you pay?
Adi: That's expensive. You should buy from Guardian. 4-Ply, 12 packets, $2.00
Me: But mine is 36 for $5.00
Adi: It's worth it because it lasts forever! I can wipe my whole face of sweat and be assured that there is no bits of tissue left on my face... your 3-ply will do that.
Me: So, you no longer use a towel?
Adi: No more. I more high class now.