Smooth or not?

Nitya and I were in Guardian, and we were near the Body Lotions section.

Me: (points at Jergens) I use this one.

Nitya: Oooh. (strokes my arm playfully) I also use something. Come, touch me.

Me: Okay. (touch her arm) Not bad ah.

Nitya: No, no, touch here instead! (points at her thigh).

Me: Okay. (feels her thigh) Erm. Hairy leh.

Nitya: Fuck you lah!