OMGWTF

Yes. Near Sim Lim Square, at around 6:40 a.m. The Bus 170 bus ride I was on passed by the not-too-gorgeous scene, in the following sequence:

First, Police Car, checked.
Second, the Policemen, putting barriers around, checked.
Third, a random brown slipper on the road, checked.
Fourth, white-cloth covering a bent-over body, with a trail of blood that lead to, in my assumption, said body's head, checked.
Fifth, a red sports car, with it's windscreen shattered on the left side, checked.
Sixth, a bespectacled Chinese Ah Beng, standing around accident scene, looking pretty calm, erm...

It was only after a few seconds after being "ridden-past" the scene that it occurred to me that I just saw a dead guy. Frightening, for somebody who was once knocked down by a car.

*whispers like Peter Griffin* It could have been meee!.. and I don't really want to know whassup under that white-sheet. Poor guy. Probably on the way to work, you know.

Kitty Love

Doraemon and Hello Kitty
Some spoofs are incredibly perverse!

What are you doing man

One of my friends recently left the teaching service after 6 months, thus breaking her bond with MOE, and having to pay the heavy penalty (I heard its like 20K or something). It seems that she has no regrets, and her decision was motivated by God telling her that she's meant to do something else to serve Him better.

I don't know what you think of this, but this God person seems to push people to do some seriously extreme things. And this coward here don't dare to question on my friend's seemingly foolish decision of willingly falling into debt.

I wish my girlfriend can draw

This guy Munkao is a talented bastard.

I wish my girlfriend can draw

I want to draw like him, but I don't fancy drawing penises. I'm terrified of them!

But I'm straight, hor!

How you know when your wit's going down.

(SMS Conversation)

Hanafy: I meet you there straight. I got straight bus ah.

Me: And I've got a gay bus. 3pm.

Hanafy: Oh ur attempt at wit is so funny.

Some people are dumb

Question in a forum:
"I have a really flat butt. My boyfriend read that anal sex will help make it bigger, but only if he shoots his sperm deep inside. We used to have anal sex sometimes. He always wore a condom before. Now we have anal sex and he shoots really deep inside me and i keep it there.

I think I like this even if it doesn't make my butt biggerer. He says my butt does look bigger, but I can't tell. Has anyone else heard of this? Will his sperms in my butt make it bigger?"

Yah man, and similarly, if you swallow, those little tadpoles that you 'keep it there' will eventually make you fat too!

via Little Miss Drinkalot

Scary Shit! (NVSFW)

I was searching the video for Skipinder the Punjabi Kangaroo when I found this, alongside with its title: Sexy Punjabi. I don't understand why she keeps tapping her own breasts through her dance routine.

The link is NVSFW (Not-very-safe-for-work, non-vulgar, but only because you might just laugh out loud like I almost did.)