My bleeding-witty-friend Charis and myself found out today about the kind of money we must fork out for a Lasalle Education. Fifty-Six Thousand Friggin Dollars. Where do we get that kind of money? We might as well go Australia and study lah, with that kinda money!
And somehow that lead to the exchange below. And obviously we are joking hor, people.
Tonka Tough. says: (That's Charis)
u going holland v alone?
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says: (That's Me)
nah obviously not!
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
drinking beer by myself... I have a tendency of getting drunk
Tonka Tough. says:
good what!
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
I'll talk cock
Tonka Tough. says:
ME TOO
Tonka Tough. says:
omg
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
maybe I'll FIND cock
Tonka Tough. says:
jy we should totally get drunk togedder gedder
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
OMG ANOTHER SIMILAR TRAIT wahahahah
Tonka Tough. says:
then we can make out and maybe people will throw money at us
Tonka Tough. says:
WE CAN EARN 56K THAT WAY!
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
YAY
Tonka Tough. says:
in 2 dollar bills
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
two suffering artist suffering for their art by snogging each other!
Tonka Tough. says:
HAHA
Tonka Tough. says:
shit
Tonka Tough. says:
we'll need 112k
Tonka Tough. says:
for the 2 of us
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
actually
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
let's do our maths
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
112 divde by 12
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
is around 10K a month
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
somehooowww the two of us have to find a way to earn 10K a month
Tonka Tough. says:
per day?
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
per day.. 10K / 30...
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
$333
Tonka Tough. says:
333
Tonka Tough. says:
OK WHAT!
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
man how many cocks must we suck
Tonka Tough. says:
divide that by 2
Tonka Tough. says:
since we're getting 2 dollar bills
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
we must snog each other 166 times man.
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
if each snog cost $2
Tonka Tough. says:
my GOD
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
if we give handjobs for $10 each
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
we must give like dunnoe how many man handjobs man.
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
oh man... i'm talking cock even before i'm drunk... KNN
Tonka Tough. says:
HAHAHA
Tonka Tough. says:
handjobs...
Tonka Tough. says:
33!
Tonka Tough. says:
divide by 2!
Tonka Tough. says:
17 only!
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
hmmm not bad not bad!
Tonka Tough. says:
CAN WE DO IT?!
Tonka Tough. says:
lets raise the price of handjobs to $15
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
how to promote our business?
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
flyers ah?
Tonka Tough. says:
22!
Tonka Tough. says:
TEN EACH LA JY!!
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
11!!!
Tonka Tough. says:
CAAN!
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
YAY
Tonka Tough. says:
well, 11.
Wa Si Hokkien Lang says:
see maths is useful afterall
Saturday, March 15, 2008
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4 comments:
i say screw the $15 handjob! lets make it $20!
Or $1000! And we can pay our education in full after 112 handjobs!
go drive a taxi. hearsay a taxi driver earns about $350 on average, if u dont spend time sitting at kopitiam stirring kopi.
Woman, you'll need to be at least 35 years old to be a Taxi Driver
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